Pepper Topping Composition 101: A Meeting of the Minds
Welcome, esteemed members of the Topping Council, to our esteemed meeting on the art of pepper topping composition. Today's agenda:
- Pepper Topping Theory: The Science of Spice
- Pepper Topping Composition 101: A Meeting of the Minds (You Are Here!)
- Pepper Topping Implementation: From Theory to Topping
- Pepper Topping Testing: The Art of Dissecting a Well-Seasoned Topping
Note: All attendees must bring their own lunch, as the Topping Gods demand a sacrifice of at least 5% of your daily caloric intake for the sake of progress.
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