Pepper Topping Composition 101: A Meeting of the Minds

Welcome, esteemed members of the Topping Council, to our esteemed meeting on the art of pepper topping composition. Today's agenda:

Note: All attendees must bring their own lunch, as the Topping Gods demand a sacrifice of at least 5% of your daily caloric intake for the sake of progress.

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