Mandatory Fun Penalties: The Bureaucracy's Guide to Having Fun

Dec 3452: Mandatory Fun Penalty #12 - Mandatory Line Dancing

As per Section 7, subsection B, all employees are required to perform the Mandatory Line Dance on Fridays at 3:00 PM sharp.

Form 1: Mandatory Line Dancing Attendance Sheet
Form 2: Mandatory Line Dancing Incident Report

Note: Failure to participate in the Mandatory Line Dance may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: demerit points, mandatory overtime, and/or mandatory team-building exercises.

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