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BONUS MANDATES: Pajama Pants Decision

The Great Pajama Pants Debate of 2050 has been a long-standing controversy in the land of BONUs. Today, our fearless leaders gathered to make the ultimate decision: Pajamas are indeed, in fact, acceptable attire for formal meetings.

Resolution 1: The Pajama Pants shall be worn at all times, regardless of occasion.
Resolution 2: Any who oppose the Pajama Pants shall be subject to mandatory participation in the BONUS MANDATE Dance Party of Shame.
Resolution 3: All meetings shall commence at precisely 9:00 AM, or whenever one wakes up, whichever is later.

Related Sub-Resolutions:

Sub-Resolution 1: Pajama Pants shall be worn with pride.
Sub-Resolution 2: All meetings shall feature a 10-minute Pajama Pants-themed meditation session.