The Committee of Unrelenting Bureaucratic Red Tape

Today's Agenda:

We will discuss the new policy of mandatory meetings for all meetings.

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Introduction to the New Policy

10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Debate and Dissection of the Policy

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break (but not really)

12:00 PM - 01:00 PM: Implementation and Roll-out of the Policy

Important Notes:

Please arrive on time. The meeting cannot wait for you.
Do not attempt to leave early, as the meeting will not end until everyone has been properly brainwashed.