Today's agenda: discussing ways to waste more time and resources.
Item 1: Discuss the merits of taking a 3-hour lunch break.
Item 2: Debate the best ways to reorganize the office to increase confusion.
Item 3: Vote on whether or not to hold a meeting to discuss why we need meetings.
We have discovered that the most efficient way to get nothing done is to have meetings about meetings.
Read on for moreAdjourned for 10 minutes for snacks.
Next Step: The Inefficiency Continues