Eating Caviar at Meetings: The Unofficial Guide

Chapter 14: When in Rome... or in this case, when in the Boardroom

Subchapter 1: The Art of Subterfuge

When attending a meeting where caviar is present, it's crucial to appear interested. This is where the art of subterfuge comes in.

Slipping a small amount onto your toast without drawing attention is a delicate balancing act. You must appear engaged, yet not too engaged.

Hyperlink to Subchapter 2: The Science of Caviar Quantification to learn more.

Subchapter 2: The Science of Caviar Quantification

A commonly asked question in the field of caviar consumption is: "How much is too much?"

The answer is, of course, "a little more than you should have."

Hyperlink to Subchapter 3: Caviar Etiquette to learn about proper protocol.

Caviar Etiquette

When consuming caviar at a business meeting, it's vital to follow proper etiquette. No using your phone to take a selfie.

No posting about it on social media. And for goodness' sake, no Instagram stories.

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