Caviar Ethics Committee

Subpage 16: The Art of Eating Caviar at a Business Meeting

Are you tired of being seen as a boring, bland, and uninspired colleague? Do you want to make a statement at the next big meeting?

Look no further! The Caviar Ethics Committee is here to guide you through the art of eating caviar at a business meeting.

But first, let's get one thing straight: caviar is not just for special occasions. It's for every occasion. Especially business meetings.

Here's a step-by-step guide to making a bold statement:

1. Eat caviar with your fingers. Anything less would be pedestrian.
2. Use a fork, but only to stir the caviar, not to pick it up. That's just not how you do it.
3. Don't be afraid to get it all over your face. It's a badge of honor.

Subpages:

• Subpage 17: The Psychology of Caviar Consumption
• Subpage 18: Caviar and the Art of Mindful Eating