Meeting Disaster Agenda

• Monday: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Named
• Tuesday: The Never-Ending Discussion of The Report
• Wednesday: The Meeting That Ate My Lunch
• Thursday: The Incessant Meeting of the Incompetent
• Friday: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Rescheduled

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts" - 9:00am
• Item 2: "The Inefficiency of Our Current System" - 10:00am
• Item 3: "The Unending Debate Over The Correct Use of The F-word" - 11:00am
• Item 4: "The Great Outdoors Adventure" - 12:00pm (Lunch Break)
• Item 5: "The Meeting of the Incompetent" - 2:00pm