On that fateful day, it was supposed to be just another meeting about the quarterly sales figures. But little did we know, it would end in chaos and destruction.
One of our esteemed colleagues, Dave, decided to bring in a 'special' sausage for the meeting. It was not just any sausage, it was a giant, neon-green, glow-in-the-dark sausage. And it was not just any meeting room, it was the conference room with the really nice carpet.
When Dave pulled out the sausage, the room fell silent. Some of us gasped in awe, others in terror. But one person, our fearless CEO, Mr. Johnson, decided to take matters into his own hands. He grabbed the sausage and... well, let's just say he got a little too close for comfort.
Needless to say, the CEO is currently undergoing intense therapy and the meeting was declared a 'sausage-related emergency'. The incident has become the stuff of legend, with some even calling it 'The Sausage Incident of '23'.
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