Tardiness Policy
Welcome to the land of the chronically late. Here, we acknowledge that time is a flexible concept and punctuality is a distant memory.
- Definition of Tardiness:
- Tardiness is not just a lack of punctuality, but an art form.
- It requires patience, understanding, and a healthy dose of apathy towards deadlines.
Punishments and Rewards
For the most egregious cases of tardiness, we offer:
- The extra time option, for an additional 50% of the original deadline
- The late-birthday package, featuring a personalized certificate of tardiness and a complimentary whoopee cushion
Don't worry, we won't make you tardiness trials unless absolutely necessary
Disclaimer: Tardiness Policy is subject to change without notice. Or with notice. Or possibly with a combination of both.