Welcome to Meeting Disasters

Where every meeting is a disaster, but at least the coffee is always good.

Meetings where the projector doesn't work, the chairs are uncomfortable, and someone ate the last donut.

Meetings where the discussion is stuck in an infinite loop of pointless small talk.

Meetings where the only thing that's "productive" is the sound of your phone autocorrecting your emails.

Meetings where the only thing that's "on schedule" is the coffee machine.

Meetings where the only thing that's "in control" is the thermostat, and it's set to "arctic blast".

Meetings where the only thing that's "collaborative" is the blame game.

Meetings where the only thing that's "synergy" is the sound of everyone's keyboards clacking away in unison.

Popular Meeting Disasters

• The Meeting That Never Ended
• The Meeting That Turned Into a Fight
• The Meeting That Was Canceled Because of a Squirrel

Random Meeting Disasters

• The Meeting That Was Held in a Closet
• The Meeting That Was Led by a Talking Robot
• The Meeting That Was Conducted in a Virtual Reality Environment, But the VR Headset Broke

Stay tuned for more disaster meetings!

Or just leave.

Either way, we'll see you in the next disaster meeting.