Welcome, esteemed guests, to the most anticipated event of the year! Today, we gather to celebrate the art of doing nothing, and to honor the pioneers of procrastination in all its forms.
We'll have a keynote speaker on "The Benefits of Binge-Watching TV Shows," a panel discussion on "The Ethics of Playing Video Games for 12 Hours Straight," and a workshop on "Effective ways to Avoid Doing Chores for Extended Periods."
Don't forget to check out our vendor hall, where you can purchase the latest in leisurewear, snack foods, and time-wasting gadgets!
And don't miss our special prize for "Most Creative Use of Excuses for Why You Didn't Get Anything Done Today"!