WHEREAS, the sock puppets have been known to be a thorn in the side of the laundry industry;
WHEREAS, their incessant chatter has been driving the neighborhood mad;
THEREFORE, be it resolved that all sock puppets be rounded up and placed in a designated area, where they can be observed and studied for the greater good of society.
This resolution shall be implemented forthwith.
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