WHEREAS the people of the land have grown tired of the same old snacks, and
WHEREAS the people of the land have grown tired of the same old hunger pangs,
BE IT RESOLVED by the Council of Snack Lords, that the Tortilla Chip Protocol be
adopted as the official snack of the land, effective immediately.
ARTICLE I: Definition
The Tortilla Chip shall consist of a triangular piece of crispy, golden-brown tortilla wrapped
around a generous helping of chunky, creamy dip.
ARTICLE II: Implementation
The Tortilla Chip Protocol shall be implemented in all public snack-serving establishments.
ARTICLE III: Enforcement
Any person found to be in possession of a non-Tortilla Chip shall be subject to ridicule
and/or fines, as determined by the Council of Snack Lords.
ARTICLE IV: Amendments
This resolution may be amended at any time by a two-thirds majority vote of the Council of Snack Lords.
ARTICLE V: Termination
This resolution shall be in effect until the end of time, or until the people of the land have
lost their taste for the Tortilla Chip, whichever comes first.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Council of Snack Lords has hereby ratified this resolution.