Wednesday Mandates - The Official Guide to Doing Nothing

• Do not do anything productive.
• Do not think about doing anything productive.
• Do not even think about thinking about doing anything productive.

According to ancient Wednesdayian lore, today is a day of unproductivity. All work shall be put aside, and all thoughts of productivity shall be cast into the depths of the abyss.

Here are a few tips to help you follow the sacred Wednesday Mandates:

• Take a 4-hour lunch.
• Watch cat videos on the internet for 3 hours.
• Practice the art of staring blankly at a wall for 2 hours.

For more information on Wednesday Mandates, visit:

• Mandate 1: The Right to Do Nothing
• Mandate 2: The Duty to Take a Long Lunch
• Mandate 3: The Obligation to Stare at a Wall