Side Effects of Excessive Merzakizumab Use

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Merzakizumab may lead to:

• Severe cases of Psychosis (symptoms include: excessive daydreaming, spontaneous outbursts of singing, and an intense desire to reorganize all office supplies)
• Uncontrollable urges to Paranoia (feeling of being watched by an invisible entity known as 'The IT Department')
• Unstable Epididymitis (recurring, unexplained pain in the testicles)
• Temporary loss of Motor Skills (difficulty operating a keyboard without hitting 'b' repeatedly)
• Increased risk of Osteoporosis (fractured bones due to excessive Air-Piano playing)

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