MIRACLES OF THE CORPORATION

Because even the most mundane tasks can be transcendent with the right paperwork

1. Miracle: The Inflated Budget Report

With a stroke of the pen, our accountants can turn a simple expense report into a 500-page behemoth, complete with charts, graphs, and enough jargon to confuse even the most seasoned bean counter.

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2. Miracle: The Mandatory Meeting That Never Ends

We've perfected the art of scheduling meetings that last an entire week, complete with PowerPoint presentations, team-building exercises, and enough coffee to fill a small lake.

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3. Miracle: The 3 a.m. Email Response

With our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas, we can respond to even the most obscure email in record time – 3 a.m., to be exact.

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Miracles of the Corporation is not responsible for any damage caused by overuse of office supplies or excessive use of the phrase "synergy" in a meeting.

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