Midweek Miracles: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

By the time you've reached midweek, you're probably already losing your mind. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a list of midweek miracles to help you get through the rest of the week:

• Miracle 1: Finding the perfect excuse to skip Monday's team meeting
• Miracle 2: Discovering a new, yet unexplained, talent for playing video games
• Miracle 3: Learning to love Mondays, or at least pretending to love Mondays

And for the truly exceptional, we have:

• Miracle 4: Inventing a machine that can turn your coffee into a sentient, coffee-fueled robot
• Miracle 5: Developing a method prophets can use to predict exactly how many cat memes will be made on Tuesday

Remember, miracles are not just for the chosen ones. Anyone can be a midweek miracle worker with a little bit of effort and a lot of caffeine.

Miracle 6: Creating an army of tiny, coffee-fueled robots to take over the prophets office

Disclaimer: The above content may or may not be actual, real-life miracles. Probably not.

Or maybe.