Congratulations, operator! You're now holding the most powerful tool in the world: the Mind Control Device (MCD). This manual will guide you through the basics of operating, upgrading, and troubleshooting the MCD.
**Warning:** Use of the MCD can cause unintended side effects, including but not limited to: spontaneous outbursts of creativity, temporary loss of sanity, and irreversible addiction to 80s synth music.
For your convenience, here is a list of common MCD models:
**Note:** Always refer to the MCD Warranty and Disclaimer before operating your device.