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• Frequently Asked Questions (Because You Clearly Have Some)
• Advanced Mind-Reading Techniques (For the Truly Clueless)
• Mind-Reading Gadgets: Because You Clearly Need Something to Fuss About

Why Bother With Mind-Reading?

Your friends, family, and significant others are probably driving you mad with their incessant need for attention. With our patented Clue-lessness Algorithm@ (Patent pending, don't bother asking for the patent number), you'll finally be able to tune out the chatter and tune in to your own thoughts. Because let's face it, your own thoughts are much more interesting.

But Wait, There's More!

Sign up for our exclusive Mind-Reading-101 course, where you'll learn how to read not just minds, but also:

• Subliminal Messages (The Secret to Making Your Spouse Do the Dishes)
• Emotional Manipulation 101 (Because Who Needs Personal Space, Anyway?)"
• Telekinetic Techniques: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Levitate Furniture?

Sign up now and get a free "I'm a mind reader, hear me roar" t-shirt with your registration!

But Seriously, It's Free, So Why Not?

Because we're nice like that. And also, we're secretly gathering data for our next AI project. Don't worry, we won't use it for evil... or will we?

Go ahead, sign up, and let the mind games begin!