MONDAY MANDATE #345: Mandatory Mondayness

By order of the Supreme Ruler, all subjects are hereby required to:

1. Wear their pajamas to work
2. Drink only coffee, black as the soul of the office
3. Use Comic Sans for all official documents

Failure to comply will result in:

• Forced attendance at a meeting with the Supreme Ruler's cat
• Assignment to the dreaded "Cubicle of Shame"
• Random inspections of your desk for "safety reasons"

See also:

• Mandate Form for submission of your complaints
• Mandate History for more information on previous mandates