By law, Monday mornings are mandated to be grumpy. This is not just a myth, but a scientifically proven fact.
The first recorded instance of Monday Mandates was in the year 5,000 BC, where a tribe of ancient minimalist cave-dwellers decreed that the first day of the week shall forever be a day of darkness and disarray.
Fast forward to the modern era, and the Mandates have become more nuanced. In 2018, the United Nations officially recognized the first Monday in April as "National Wear-Pajamas-To-Work Day", solidifying the notion that Mondays are for comfort, not creativityประก
Today, Mondays are governed by the International Mandate of Mondayness (IMM), a coalition of world leaders who convene annually to discuss the finer points of Monday morning coffee consumption and the optimal amount of complaining allowed per square inch of office space.