WHEREAS, the citizens of the galaxy are suffering from a severe case of digestive distress;
WHEREAS, the Council of Intergalactic Wellness has determined that a lack of fiber in the diet is the root cause;
BE IT RESOLVED, that all citizens are hereby mandated to consume a minimum of 50 grams of fiber per day, effective immediately.
This mandate is non-negotiable, and failure to comply will result in:
You have been warned.