MANDATE 2: The One with the Unnecessary Line Items
By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, you are hereby required to:
- Reorganize all your files and folders in alphabetical order.
- Count to ten before opening the refrigerator door.
- Check and re-check the weather forecast for the 17th time.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Being forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" for 12 hours straight.
- Having to listen to elevator music in the elevator.
- Being forced to eat a whole can of sardines for dinner.
For further information, see: