In a shocking turn of events, management has decided to introduce yet another MANDATE to motivate employees on Monday mornings. Because, clearly, what we need is to wake up at 5 AM to attend a meeting that could have been an email.
Read Submandate 1.1: The Meeting that Could Have Been an EmailAs if the MANDATE wasn't enough, management has also decided to introduce a new "Mandatory Monday Morning Munchies" program, where employees are forced to eat a free donut in the break room. Because, clearly, a sugar rush is just what we need to survive another long day of meetings and pointless tasks.
Read Submandate 2: The Donut of DespairAs the MANDATES continue to pile up, employees are starting to lose their minds. Will we ever be free from the never-ending cycle of meetings, donuts, and pointless tasks?
Read Submandate 3: The Sanity-Blazing Trail of the MANDATES