The MANDATE #5: The Unrelenting Futility of it All

Article 1.1: Mandatory Monday Morning Motivational Mumbo-Jumbo

In a shocking turn of events, management has decided to introduce yet another MANDATE to motivate employees on Monday mornings. Because, clearly, what we need is to wake up at 5 AM to attend a meeting that could have been an email.

Read Submandate 1.1: The Meeting that Could Have Been an Email

Article 1.2: Mandatory Monday Morning Munchies

As if the MANDATE wasn't enough, management has also decided to introduce a new "Mandatory Monday Morning Munchies" program, where employees are forced to eat a free donut in the break room. Because, clearly, a sugar rush is just what we need to survive another long day of meetings and pointless tasks.

Read Submandate 2: The Donut of Despair

Article 2: The MANDATE's Unrelenting Grip on Sanity

As the MANDATES continue to pile up, employees are starting to lose their minds. Will we ever be free from the never-ending cycle of meetings, donuts, and pointless tasks?

Read Submandate 3: The Sanity-Blazing Trail of the MANDATES

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Mandate #4: The Unending Slog of Meetings