Monday Mandate 1: The Original

By Order of the Supreme Monday Council, it is hereby mandated that all employees shall arrive at work precisely 4 minutes early to account for the 4 minutes of existential dread that precedes the start of every Monday.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

To report any further violations, please visit our Mandate 2: The Sequel page.

Mandate 3: The Return