According to our completely-not-made-up research, 90% of people who wake up on Monday morning feel like they're being slowly tortured by the very concept of time itself.
We here at Monday Mandates HQ have taken it upon ourselves to provide some much-needed relief in the form of Mandatory Monday Mornings. Our patented system involves setting your alarm clock an extra 2.5 minutes earlier than usual, then forcing you into a series of increasingly grueling mental and physical activities, guaranteed to get you ready to face the crushing despair that is the workweek.