Article 1.1: A monkey may not engage in any form of monkey business without first obtaining a "Monkey's License to Swing" from the Ministry of Jungle Affairs. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Fines and Penalties
Article 1.2: A monkey must always maintain a minimum of three feet of personal space at all times. This includes but is not limited to: Personal Space and Social Distancing
Article 1.3: A monkey may not engage in any form of monkey-see-what activity without first obtaining explicit consent from at least two-thirds of the monkey mafia.
Article 1.4: A monkey may not wear any article of clothing that is not approved by the Monkey Mafia Fashion Council, including but not limited to: Fashion Disasters
Chapter 2: Monkey Etiquette
Article 2.1: A monkey must always use a formal greeting when approaching another monkey, including but not limited to: Monkey Courtesy
Article 2.2: A monkey may not engage in any form of monkey-istic behavior in the presence of a superior officer, including but not limited to: Monkey-istic Behavior
Article 2.3: A monkey must always maintain a clean and tidy appearance, including but not limited to: Hair Care