Monkey Business 101: The Art of Screwing Around

Lesson Plan:

1. Master the ancient art of doing nothing
2. Learn to swing from trees while looking cool
3. Develop the ability to eat all your weight in bananas
4. Practice your monkey calls, e.g., "Ooh ooh ah ah!"

By the end of this course, you'll be a master of monkey business. You'll be the envy of all your fellow primates as you swing effortlessly through the jungle, a true lord of leisure.

• Monkey Manners: Table Etiquette for the Modern Ape
• Monkey Self-Defense: How to Protect Yourself from Other Primates
• Monkey Humor: The Art of Making Fun of Your Friends

Don't get caught, or you're fired!

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