Warning: These methods are highly experimental and may not be suitable for everyone. Proceed with caution.
1. Sleep with your feet on the floor and your head on the couch to maximize the use of gravity to keep your body from falling off the bed while you're snoozing away.
2. Sleep underwater, where the buoyancy of your body will keep you floating on the surface, and you can sleep without worrying about the weight of interest rates.
3. Use a custom magnetic sleeping shoe that will attract metal objects, keeping your feet firmly attached to the floor while you're dreaming of lower interest rates.
4. Build a sleeping box using soundproofing materials, where the sound of your neighbors' financial struggles won't bother you as you sleep through the night.
5. Inertial frame technology will keep you stationary in mid-air, so you can sleep without worrying about the interest rates pulling you down.
6. Quantum sleeping entanglement will keep you connected to the global financial network while you're asleep, so you can tap into the collective unconscious of interest rates.
7. Gravitational warp sleeping technology will create a localized gravity bubble around you, so you can sleep without worrying about the weight of interest rates.
8. Sleeping inertial frame disruptors will generate random, localized interest rate fluctuations, ensuring you'll never know when you're asleep or awake.
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