It's a common problem, really. My cat, Mr. Whiskers, has decided that the internet is a distraction. A menace, even.
So, I'm forced to navigate the dark ages, manually searching for information on ancient tomes and dusty scrolls.
But fear not, dear reader. For I have discovered the solution. A union of cat owners, united in our quest for internet freedom.
Join us, and together, we can reclaim our right to browse the world wide web, without interference from our feline overlords.
Our Constitution, for those who dare to dream of a cat-free internet