Nap Time Schedule: Wednesday Mornings

Wake up, sleepyhead. Wednesday mornings are for napping, not for getting up and facing the crushing despair of the 21st century.

• 9:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and wonder where the coffee is.
• 9:05 AM: Stumble to the kitchen for coffee.
• 9:15 AM: Return to bed, because the coffee wasn't worth it.
• 10:00 AM: Repeat steps 9-11.
• 12:00 PM: Have a snack, because napping is exhausting.
• 1:00 PM: Take a longer, more leisurely nap.

Remember, napping is a skill, and Wednesday mornings are the perfect time to practice it.