CRASHING AND BURNING

CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE The Neo-BruTalist Bug Report has experienced a TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE due to an unreported overemphasis on aesthetics.

Reported Symptoms:

• Unsustainable use of color theory in design decisions.
• Unreliable reliance on font choice to convey meaning.
• Inability to distinguish between design philosophy and design principles.

prophets of technical support are advised to contact administration for EMERGENCY assistance.

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