Welcome to the Neon Bunker Shop's premier blade-wielding boutique
Our most esteemed blade-wizards have crafted the most blingin', most fantastical, most utterly bewildering blades you've ever laid eyes on.
From the humble beginnings as a humble laser pointer factory, our blades have been imbued with the essence of pure, unadulterated BLING. Now, behold the fruits of our labor: