Blinging Blades of Blerg

Welcome to the Neon Bunker Shop's premier blade-wielding boutique

Our most esteemed blade-wizards have crafted the most blingin', most fantastical, most utterly bewildering blades you've ever laid eyes on.

From the humble beginnings as a humble laser pointer factory, our blades have been imbued with the essence of pure, unadulterated BLING. Now, behold the fruits of our labor:

Blade of Light

A sword so bright, it's like shining through the very fabric of reality. ($5000)

Blade of Doom

A sword so dark, it'll rip the very soul from your chest. ($6000)