Subscription Services

Welcome to the Neon Bunker Shop's subscription services! We've got a variety of options for you to choose from:

• Monthly Miso Soup Subscription: Get a monthly delivery of our special blend of miso soup, crafted with love and a hint of nuclear radiation.
• Bi-Weekly Bubblegum Sales Subscription: Get 20% off all bubblegum purchases for life!
• Weekly "I'm Not a Robot" Subscription: Receive a daily reminder that you're actually a robot, because let's face it, you probably are.
• Quarterly "I Survived the Apocalypse" Subscription: Get a special prize pack filled with a tinfoil hat, a bottle of water, and a map of the nearest safe house.
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Subscriptions start at $19.99/month, plus shipping. Shipping to any bunker in the continental US (or any bunker with a zip code of 12345).

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Disclaimer: Our subscriptions are not actually worth it. But hey, it's a fun way to waste your money, right?