Neo-Brutalist News

Last Week's Highlights

Our robot uprising has been delayed indefinitely due to technical difficulties. We will keep you updated.
A local man has successfully grown a 10-inch-longer fingernail after using our patented Nail-Growth-Accelerator technology
Local residents report seeing our robotic overlord walking around town in a fedora and a trench coat. Details are sketchy, but we are working on a press release.

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