Welcome to Virtual Debt Repayment Agency: Where the only thing we take seriously is your existential dread

Are you tired of being crushed by the weight of your own anxiety? Do you yearn for a digital escape from the crushing burden of reality? Look no further! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated debt collectors will work tirelessly to pay off your deepest fears with virtual goods and services.

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Current Debt Level: 50%

Remaining Debt: $100,000

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