Investigation Launched into Mysterious Case of the Missing Toilet Lid
Witnesses claim to have seen a suspicious individual lurking around the office restroom around 3:14 PM.
CCTV footage shows a figure with a strong resemblance to Dave from Accounting attempting to flush the evidence down the toilet.
Dave from Accounting (aka "The Accountant of Chaos")
Jane from HR (seen arguing with Dave over a TPS report)
The CEO (last seen wearing a suspiciously large pair of plaid pants)