Office Politics Pitfalls

Because you know you're a real team player.

But only when it's convenient.

Here are some pitfalls that'll get you out of a meeting.

Or, you know, listen to others and pretend to be interested.

1. The Art of Pretending to Care

Just nod, smile, and whisper "uh-huh" in meetings.

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2. Meeting Invitations as an Excuse for Binge Drinking

Just tell your boss you "have a meeting" and grab a drink at happy hour.

Read the fine print.

3. The Art of Passive-Aggressive Emailing

Use ALL CAPS for emphasis, but only when it's convenient.

Learn the art of subtle manipulation.

4. The Power of the "I'm Not Late" Excuse

Just claim your car broke down, and hope no one asks for proof.

Understand the physics of time travel.

5. The Art of Suggesting They Should Listen to Others, But Only When It Suits You

Just pretend to care, and hope no one calls you out.

Read the fine print.

And that's just a few of our favorites.