THE OFFICE POLITICAL PITFALLS: The Pizza Fridge Policy

It's a little-known fact that the office fridge is the epicenter of office politics. The Pizza Fridge Policy is a complex and ever-changing document that dictates who gets to eat the leftover pizza.

According to sources close to the top-secret Fridge Committee, the policy is as follows:

1. First, the pizza must be claimed within 5 minutes of arrival or it's considered abandoned.
2. Only the most senior employee can claim the last slice.
3. Any employee caught eating a whole pizza by themselves is automatically demoted to Intern Status.
4. The Fridge Committee has the final say in all matters of pizza consumption.

Don't even think about trying to sneak a slice. The Fridge Committee has eyes and ears everywhere.

For more information, see our other subpages:

• Who gets to use the Keurig?
• The Internal Memo on Stapler Usage
• The Annual Report on Tardiness and Arrivals