Phase 7 Escape Artists

Welcome, fellow escape artists, to the infamous Phase 7 Escape Artists. We're the only ones who still believe that sanity is a myth, and that freedom can be achieved by simply ignoring your parole officer.

We've been holed up in this abandoned fortress for months, perfecting the art of escaping the mundane.

Phase 7's Top Escape Artists:

Madame Admira - Expert at escape through the power of seduction and distraction.
Roberto Robinson - The master of disguise, always blending in with the crowd.
Jean Luc - The escape artist with a flair for the dramatic.

Want to join us? Get our escape plan.

Phase 7: The Final Countdown

Phase 6: The Great Escape

Phase 5: The Lost Weekend

Phase 4: The Never-Ending Party

Latest Escape Methods:

Singing is the latest trend in escape artistry.

Silhouette Gymnastics is still a crowd favorite.

Our Sponsors:

Dystopian Brands, Inc. for their excellent line of escape-themed coffee makers.
The Escape Artist's Guild for their annual awards ceremony.