Subscription Agreement

By subscribing to our services, you agree to the following:

1. We may send you a never-ending stream of emails about our services.
2. We reserve the right to raise your rates at any time, without notice, or for no reason at all.
3. You will be required to attend an endless series of pointless meetings.
4. You will be forced to watch an 8-hour video on the benefits of our services, at least once a month.
5. We may share your contact information with our friends and family, who will then spam you with their own services.

By signing below, you are acknowledging that you have read and understand the terms of this agreement.