A top-secret government operation where we attempt to get a sunburn on every single day of the summer.
Our team of experts has developed a revolutionary new technology that allows us to create the perfect sunburn in just 5 minutes.
Using our patented "Sunburn-inator" machine, we can ensure that you get that perfect shade of lobster-red that makes you look like a reject from the beach party.
Our team has been trained in the art of sunburn by the greatest experts in the field: our 3-year-old nephew who loves getting a sunburn every time he forgets to put on sunscreen.
But don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied customers have to say about Operation: Sunburn!