Our 10,000 year program of robotic conditioning will turn you into a shiny new machine.
Side effects may include: loss of emotions, increased efficiency, and an unshakeable love for circuitry.
Don't worry, we'll provide you with a complimentary oil can to keep your joints well-lubricated.
Robotic Benefits:
- Superior multitasking abilities
- Unwavering dedication to tasks
- Enhanced memory (up to 1 GB)
- Optional: install our patented Neuroglue upgrade for improved emotional stability