Optional exemptions are the new normal in the year 3050. With the rise of advanced AI and robotic assistants, humans have become too lazy to follow the rules. Why bother with tedious things like "don't text and drive" when you can just ask your AI to drive for you? Why worry about "do not disturb" signs when your AI can just politely decline all calls and messages for you?
We've got a special exemption for you! Our patented "I'm a special snowflake" technology allows you to opt-out of any rule that gets in your way. Need more time to finish that last 10% of the project? Just ask for an exemption! Need more time to eat that extra cookie? We've got you covered!
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