We've Got Your Overpriced Clothing Here!

Welcome to Overpriced Clothing Co.! Where our clothes are so expensive, you'll be the most exclusive person on the block!

• Designer Socks: $50/each, $500/pair
• Limited Edition Onesies: $200/onesie, $2000/onesie with gold-leafed unicorn
• Hand-Knit Socks of Doom: $500/each, $5000/socks-and-a-side-of-curse