Our Prophet

Our Prophet is a 2,000 year old sage who has seen the rise and fall of empires. He is a master of the arcane, a wielder of the ancient arts, and a wearer of questionable cologne.

He is available for hire for corporate team-building exercises, but only if they involve team-building exercises.

Want to learn more about our Prophet's impressive collection of velvet paintings?

Check out:

• Velvet Paintings
• Team Building Exercises
• Odisious Cologne