OUR SUSPICIOUS NEIGHBOR'S SNEEKY SNACKS

It is a little-known fact that our neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins, has a secret stash of snacks. Or is it a not-so-secret stash? We'll never tell, but we'll give you the scoop.

According to sources (read: we peeked through their window), Mrs. Jenkins' favorite snacks include:

We're not saying we endorse Mrs. Jenkins' sneaky snacking ways, but we do endorse the snacking. Visit our other subpages for more on the subject.

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