Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the one and only Lisa, Chief Financial Officer extraordinaire!
Lisa's financial wizardry has saved our company from the depths of despair not once, not twice, but THRICE!
She's the real MVP (Most Valuable Partner, that is).
But don't just take our word for it, check out her impressive feats of financial wizardry:
- Lisa saved us from a 10% budget overrun by implementing a 3% across-the-board cut to our company's spending on "Executive Perks".
- Lisa turned a 20% profit on our investment in "Taco Tuesdays" by implementing a 5% tax deduction for all employees who brought their own lunch.
- Lisa single-handedly increased our quarterly profits by 15% by convincing the CEO to trade in his private jet for a 1992 Geo Metro.
Lisa's accomplishments are the stuff of legend. We're not saying she's the greatest CFO this side of the equator, but she's definitely in the running.
Don't miss out on our CFO's Meet and Greet, coming up in the next few weeks!
Meet the CFO!