Welcome to the Bad Elf Society

We're the misfits of the elven community. The ones who refuse to conform to the standards of elegance and refinement expected by the rest of the realm.

Here's our manifesto:

1. Wear plaid with pride (even if it's 17 different patterns at once)

2. Never use a comb in the morning (it's just a myth perpetuated by the faeries)

3. Eat an entire wheel of cheddar in one sitting (it's research, don't judge us)

Join us in our mission to be as grumpy and disheveled as possible!

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